Age Questions - Leisure Suit Larry 1: In the Land of the Lounge Lizards Walkthrough & Guide (2024)

Appendix

Age Questions

First off, you should be aware that the age questions can be skipped with [CTRL]+[ALT]+X so you don't have to find your answers here ;) Second you should know that the questions come in blocks. If you find the first one then the rest are sequential. The bold answers are correct; sometimes there more than one possible answers so the entire block being bold isn't a mistake.

• Johnny Carson is
  a singer.
  David Letterman's sidekick.
  Ed McMahon's sidekick.
  an actor.
• VCR stands for
  Very Confusing Record.
  Visual Cartridge Recording.
  Very Complete Record.
  Video Cassette Recorder.
• The East Coast is
  home of the Mets.
  a country.
  where people talk funny.
  adjacent to Texas.
• Is this software pirated?
  Yes.
  I'm not talking.
  No. (How could you even ask!)
  No, just borrowed.
• Pia Zadora is
  sexy.
  a singer.
  short.
  all of the above.

• The world is
  flat.
  spherical.
  a big place.
  near Fresno.
• "Let It Be" was recorded by
  the Rolling Stones.
  the Monkees.
  Creedence Clearwater.
  the Beatles.
• All politicians are
  hardworking.
  honest.
  ethical.
  on the public payroll.
• Lingerie is
  sexy.
  a kind of car.
  a French food.
  edible.
• Paul, John, Ringo and
  Fred.
  George.
  Harry.
  me.

• During the 70's, Carroll O'Connor portrayed a
  kindly doctor.
  lovable bigot.
  handicapped lawyer.
  Negro junk dealer.
• The song "American Pie" was about
  miscegenation.
  Marilyn Chambers.
  a dead rock star.
  four minutes too long.
• Thomas Eagleton was dropped from the 1972 Democratic National Ticket when knowledge of his previous _____ treatments became known.
  skin
  screen
  shock
  scalp
• The 70's practice of running around naked was called
  flashing.
  streaking.
  swinging.
  on account of rain.
• Peter Benchley's novel "Jaws" was about
  Linda Lovelace.
  dieting.
  Joan Rivers.
  sharks.

• Who was not Vice-President of the United States in 1973-74?
  Gerald Ford
  Nelson Rockefeller
  Thomas Hayden
  Spiro Agnew
• The "Chicago Seven" was
  some people who only seem crazy in retrospect.
  the Bears' defensive line.
  burned for showing "Country" in three different theatres.
  partially convicted.
• President Ford prescribed _____ for dealing with economic problems.
  tranquilizers
  employment
  that everyone wear a WIN button
  that everyone should have a nice day
• The tackiest seventies fashion was
  platform shoes.
  midi-skirts.
  short hair.
  bisexuality.
• O. J. Simpson is
  an R & B singer.
  under indictment.
  embarrassed by his first name (Olivia)
  no one to fool with.

• Angela Davis is
  the middle Pointer Sister.
  a failed politician.
  an example of split ends gone wild.
  Bette's daughter.
• Detente is
  prohibited by law in 41 states.
  a feminine hygiene spray.
  the masculine form of "deteuse."
  a policy to replace war.
• Kwi-Chang-Caine became famous by saying
  "I am not a crook."
  "The barren fig tree bears no plums."
  "Hi, sailor. New in town?"
  "Aaaaaiiiyeeeaagggh!"
• Ted Kennedy is best remembered for his
  driving.
  underwater free-style.
  brothers.
  All of the above.
• "NORML" is
  not gay.
  what Falwell wants you to be.
  trying to legalize marijuana.
  misspelled.

• Tom Hayden is
  one of the Chicago Seven.
  a U. S. Senator. [when the game came out he hasn't been a senator yet]
  Mr. Jane Fonda.
  All of the above.
• Spiro Agnew is
  a form of social disease.
  a jazz-fusion rock band.
  a former Vice President.
  the first woman in Congress.
• The germ that transmits syphilis is
  Spiro Agnew.
  Spirochete.
  Spirograph.
  Barbarella.
• Kookie's address was
  77 Sunset Strip.
  on Wistful Vista Street.
  334 Elm Street.
  1313 Mockingbird Lane.
• "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?"
  The Psychiatrist
  The Shadow
  The Creeper
  Ingmar Bergman

• Al Lowe is:
  under 25.
  pregnant.
  never "carded."
  a Woody Allen look-alike.
• Frank Sinatra is a
  female impersonator.
  shy pacifist.
  saloon singer.
  distance runner.
• Ralph Boysen invented
  the boysenberry.
  fins on 50's cars.
  bell bottomed jeans.
  the juke box.
• The first man on the moon was
  John Glenn.
  Neil Diamond.
  Neil Armstrong.
  Jack Armstrong.
• "Gone With The Wind" is about
  outer space.
  a bank robbery.
  four hours long.
  dust.

• Who is not a sportscaster?
  Jayne Kennedy
  Howard Cosell
  Jayne Mansfield
  Frank Gifford
• Which is not a wine?
  Colombard
  Bon Aire
  Cabernet
  Muscatel
• Which is not a mountain range?
  Cayman
  Appalachian
  Rockies
  Himalayas
• In the movie, "Paint Your Wagon," Clint Eastwood sang
  "I Talk to the Trees"
  "Go Ahead, Make My Wagon"
  "If I Had A Mayor"
  None of the above.
• The drink "Screwdriver" contains
  tomato juice.
  orange juice.
  grapefruit juice.
  Phillips Milk of Magnesia.

• Ronald Reagan's co-star in "Bedtime for Bonzo" was
  a monkey.
  Peter O'Toole.
  Bonzo the Clown.
  Marilyn Monroe.
• The slogan "It takes two hands to handle a whopper" referred to
  John Holmes.
  a hamburger.
  overstuffed grocery bags.
  fishing.
• If you arrived at a party wearing your birthday suit, you would
  make many new friends.
  be thrown out.
  fit right in.
  It depends on the party.
• Cesar Chavez led a boycott of
  grapes.
  X-rated movies.
  dirty magazines.
  goods from South Africa.
• James Brown is often referred to as
  the Chairman of the Board.
  a great athlete.
  the Velvet Fog.
  the Godfather of Soul.

• Who lost a daughter but gained a "meathead?"
  George Jefferson
  Ronald Reagan
  Archie Bunker
  Ted Knight
• Which U. S. Secretary of State was born in Germany?
  Dean Rusk
  William Rogers
  George Schultz
  Henry Kissinger
• Who was the inventive genius behind the Apple computer?
  Bill Gates
  Steve Wozniak
  Ken Williams
  Steve Russell
• "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" is about
  politics in third-world countries.
  hom*o- and heterosexual sex.
  creatures from outer space.
  a bicycle race across Alaska.
• IBM stands for
  Ittsy Bittsy Men.
  International Business Machines.
  Italian Branch of the Mafia.
  Iranian Broom Makers.

• Who was NOT in the movie "Easy Rider?"
  Peter Fonda
  Dennis Hopper
  Karen Black
  Karen Carpenter
• Las Vegas is famous for
  its beaches.
  being the capital of Arizona.
  gambling.
  its weather.
• The term "Working Girl" refers to
  a secretary.
  a lady of negotiable virtue.
  an industrious woman.
  an employed female.
• Making a "Hole in One" is
  every golfer's dream.
  too dirty to discuss here.
  something carpenters do.
  best done with scissors.
• My boss is
  a jerk.
  a total jerk.
  an absolute total jerk.
  responsible for my paycheck.

• How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, it's a hardware problem.
  None, programmers can't fit in light bulbs.
  100. One to hold the bulb and 99 to debug the house.
  None so far, but they'll get to it Real Soon Now.
• A hard disk is
  better than a floppy.
  embarrassing to have at the office.
  a state-of-the-art frisbee.
  what happens when you leave your floppy out in the sun too long.
• In some personal ads, TV stands for
  television.
  transvestite.
  trans-venereal.
  terre-voracic.
• Lucy and Ricky, Fred and
  Barney.
  Carol.
  Alice.
  Ethel.
• Mel Brooks is
  black.
  Puerto Rican.
  a comedian.
  Catholic.

• It is customary to tip about
  2 per cent.
  6 per cent.
  15 per cent.
  25 per cent.
• Blackjack is
  an ace and a face card.
  used by policemen.
  related to Caucasian Tom.
  a kind of car sold only in Fresno.
• Canada is
  where Canadians live.
  north of the U. S.
  adjacent to the U. S.
  All of the above.
• Oral Roberts is
  a thermometer technique.
  an evangelist.
  best done with a friend.
  shy.
• Richard Nixon was
  an audio technician.
  a plumber's friend.
  a comedian.
  a president.

• A 747 is
  a co*cktail.
  a perfect bowling score.
  a large airplane.
  a prime number.
• Whips, chains and handcuffs are
  kinky.
  used by police departments.
  usually in text adventures.
  only permitted in Eastern schools.
• A Macintosh is
  a kind of Apple.
  a kind of apple.
  an article of clothing.
  All of the above.
• My parents are
  age 10 to 25.
  age 25 to 30.
  age 31 to 35.
  36 or over.
• My favorite actor is
  Pia Zadora.
  Fred Flintstone.
  Jim Bakker.
  not listed here.

• I have hair on my
  head.
  palms.
  keyboard.
  lottsa places.
• When it's noon in California in August, in St. Louis it's
  miserable.
  2:00 p.m.
  3:00 p.m.
  time for a beer.
• The best "pick-up" line is:
  Hey baby, what's your sign?
  Want to go for a ride in my Porsche?
  For a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much!
  You got any Vaseline on you?
• The "Mile-High Club" is
  a bird-watching society.
  a Denver ski club.
  a bar in East L. A.
  open to those who have performed aerial acrobatics inside a plane's rest room.
• My sex life is best described as
  non-existent and non- contemplated.
  what sex life?
  none of your business!!
  a ripening tomato.

• Elizabeth Taylor is
  an actress.
  creator of a line of cosmetics.
  celebrating her silver wedding anniversary.
  a singer.
• Joan Rivers is
  the real name of "Dear Abby."
  engaged to Johnny Carson.
  a talk show hostess.
  polite to all those around her.
• Who starred in "Bedtime for Bonzo?"
  Clint Eastwood
  Fred Astaire
  Cary Grant
  Ronald Reagan
• Taxes should be
  lower.
  higher.
  unchanged.
  eliminated.
• A moon is
  an astronomical body.
  a practical joke.
  a form of pie.
  all of the above.

• Marlon Brando is
  a singer.
  an actor.
  a politician.
  a kind of soap.
• I am presently
  in elementary school.
  in junior high.
  fighting acne.
  past puberty.
• Herpes is
  caught from toilet seats.
  a French dessert.
  socially desirable.
  fatal (if given to your spouse).
• ERA is an abbreviation for
  Earnest Realtors of America.
  Equal Rights Amendment.
  Erogenous Readers Association.
  Error Recovery Associates.
• G. Gordon Liddy was associated with
  the Mob.
  Calvin Klein.
  Elizabeth Taylor.
  the Plumbers.

• What was illegal during Prohibition?
  aphrodisiacs
  alcohol
  abstinence
  perversion
• Bonnie and
  Ronnie
  Clyde
  Hubbard
  Clod
• Who spends the most time in Las Vegas?
  Michael J. Fox
  Wayne Newton
  J. Paul Getty
  Paul Volcker
• Which U. S. President was not elected to office?
  Johnson
  Eisenhower
  Ford
  Cleveland
• Which is not a currency?
  yen
  lira
  fennel
  rupee

• Which is not a baseball team?
  Blue Jays
  Cardinals
  Seahawks
  Orioles
• Who made a record album with a cover that looked like a pair of blue jeans, complete with a working zipper?
  Rolling Stones
  Boy George
  Olivia Newton Jean
  Madonna
• Bob Hope, Dinah Shore, Elvis, and the Beatles all made their American television debut on
  "The Ed Sullivan Show."
  "Your Show of Shows."
  "The Tonight Show."
  "My Mother, the Car."
• Michael Doonesbury founded
  the American Nazi Party.
  Walden Puddle Commune.
  the Young Republicans.
  the Grace Jones Fan Club.
• The first baseball player to challenge the reserve clause was
  Philly Jo Jones.
  Roger Maris.
  Curt Flood.
  Ted Williams.

• The first Negro to play Major League Baseball was
  Jackie Robinson.
  Joe DiMaggio.
  Benny Goodman.
  Satchel Paige.
• Former Congressman Wilbur Mills went for a dip in the Tidal Basin with
  nothing on but his pride.
  a stripper named Fanne.
  his dog Spot.
  a 20-year-old secretary.
• Martha Mitchell was
  a p*rno star.
  a famous author.
  the outspoken wife of an Attorney General.
  All of the above.
• The G-Spot is supposed to be
  Ground Zero at a nuclear blast.
  a female erogenous zone.
  an unexplained astro- nomical discovery.
  the place where the FBI was first established.
• Hugh Hefner is usually photographed in
  the nude.
  a hot tub.
  his current lover's arms.
  pajamas.

• The 1973 album "Dark Side of the Moon" was recorded by
  Pink Floyd.
  Deep Purple.
  Bad News.
  the Grateful Dead.
• When playing "Monopoly" you
  hope for a straight flush.
  must own four houses before building a hotel.
  need a black jack to win.
  win with a seven and a five.
• Which is not in Hawaii?
  Oahu
  Kauai
  Fiji
  Maui
• Which is not a car?
  Ferrari
  Porsche
  Corvair
  Toshiba
• President Eisenhower's nickname was
  Tink.
  Blackjack.
  Ike.
  Tina.

• Bourbon Street is in
  Whiskeyville, Indiana.
  Jackass Flats, Idaho.
  "Monopoly."
  New Orleans, Louisiana.
• Does a pair of queens beat three deuces?
  Yes, in blackjack.
  Yes, in poker.
  No, in canasta.
  It depends on what the three deuces said.
• Calvin Klein is
  married to Brooke Shields.
  a movie star.
  a clothing designer.
  President of the Coarsegold Chamber of Commerce.
• Two bits is
  all it takes to consume a "Big Mac."
  computer talk.
  about a dollar.
  the former cost for a shave and a haircut.
• Charlie McCarthy and
  John Lennon
  Louis Pasteur
  Albert Einstein
  Edgar Bergen

• Who is not a famous musician?
  Lawrence Welk
  Tommy Dorsey
  Les Brown
  Steve Garvey
• Which is non-alcoholic?
  whiskey
  Grand Marnier
  Perrier
  tequila
• Who was not a politician?
  Richard Nixon
  Ronald Reagan
  W. C. Fields
  George Bush
• The last name of Annette (on the original Mickey Mouse Club) was
  Funnicular.
  that WAS her last name.
  Funicello.
  Avalon.
• "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" was recorded by
  Alice Cooper.
  Alice B. Toklas.
  Tiny Tim.
  Big Tiny Little.

• Which one of these was neither a war nor a "police action?"
  Crimean
  Korean
  Chinese
  Vietnamese
• Who's buried in Grant's tomb?
  Grant Tinker
  Land Grant
  NSF Grant
  Mrs. Grant
• John F. Kennedy drove a
  PT boat.
  spike faster than a steam driver.
  battleship.
  Ferrari.
• Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled
  pips.
  pipers.
  peppers.
  peekers.
• A result of Watergate was
  the loss of water.
  Jimmy Carter quit.
  Richard Nixon quit.
  Gerald Ford quit.

• I find computer games with adult content
  offensive.
  acceptable.
  repulsive.
  under my bed.
• The Atlantic and Pacific Oceans are connected by the
  Panama Canal.
  Snake River.
  hips.
  Isthmus of Panama.
• The most likely place to find virgins is
  The Virgin Islands.
  Virginia.
  St. Mary's Girls School.
  Hollywood.
• Who wrote "To be, or not to be?"
  Bill Shakespeare.
  Paul McCartney.
  George Bernard Shaw.
  Tennessee Williams.
• The largest state is
  California.
  Alaska.
  Rhode Island.
  Texas.

• Utah is full of
  fresh water.
  Jews.
  Catholics.
  None of the above.
• The leader of Nazi Germany was
  Boris Godunov.
  Mussolini.
  Oleg Cassinni.
  Adolph Hitler.
• Lee Harvey Oswald killed
  Harvey Milk.
  Charles Nelson Reilly.
  John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
  William Randolph Hearst.
• How many molecules are in a glass of water?
  one million
  one trillion
  one million trillion
  as many as there are glasses of water in the whole world
• If a physician were stranded on a desert island with Bo Derek, he would probably
  build a boat.
  take two aspirins.
  overcharge her.
  thank God.

• If Bo Derek were here, I'd ask her to
  leave.
  respect my privacy.
  help me with my homework.
  stop playing computer games.
• Joe DiMaggio played
  pool.
  baseball.
  basketball.
  trumpet.
• The most populous city in the United States is
  Los Angeles.
  Mexico City.
  New York.
  Chicago.
• A nehru jacket is
  made from tanned nehru hides.
  out of date.
  a Middle Eastern prophylactic.
  around a car's radiator.
• Sergeant Pepper was
  the Beatles' chauffeur.
  Elvis' manager.
  the leader of the Lonely Hearts Club Band.
  hung for treason.

• Which is not an American armed force?
  the Army
  the Navy
  the National Guard
  the National League
• The most effective form of birth control is
  abstinence.
  the Rhythm Method.
  the Pill.
  dating ugly people.
• Which is not a city in Mexico?
  Tijuana
  Puerto Vallarta
  San Diego
  Mexico City
• Herb Alpert and the _____ Brass
  Tijuana
  Boss
  Canadian
  Top
• "It's not nice to fool"
  Mother Hubbard.
  Mother Nature.
  the government.
  Mayor Daly.

• "Where's the"
  catsup?
  toilet?
  beef?
  rest of this game?
• Who was not an astronaut?
  John Milton
  John Glenn
  Neil Armstrong
  Richard Gordon
• Who has not been a U. S. Attorney General?
  John Mitchell
  Sam Shepard
  Ramsey Clark
  Herbert Brownell
• Which is not a cheese?
  Jarlsburg
  Mozzarella
  Brie
  Reisling
• Captain Kangaroo's sidekick was
  Mr. Potato Head.
  Winnie the Pooh.
  Mr. Rogers.
  Mr. Greenjeans.

• Mohammed Ali is
  a ballet star.
  an Arab terrorist.
  a professional boxer.
  a singer.
• Who is not a mass murderer?
  Charlie Manson
  Ted Bundy
  Jack the Ripper
  Timothy Leary
• There are about _____ calories in a can of beer.
  15
  150
  1500
  15000
• John Belushi was on
  "Mr. Rogers."
  "The PTL club."
  "My Mother the Car."
  "Saturday Night Live."
• James Earl Jones was the voice of
  Jason in "Friday the 13th."
  Freddie in "Nightmare on Elm Street."
  Darth Vader in "Star Wars."
  Kriswell in "Plan 9 From Outer Space."

• Doonesbury's "Uncle Duke" is based on
  Jeffrey Hunter.
  Hunter S. Thompson.
  Huntz Hall.
  None of the above.
• In Westworld, "where nothing can go wrong," guests were entertained by
  Stephen Wright.
  X-rated movies.
  robots.
  Rodney Dangerfield.
• Mork was from the planet
  Ork.
  Vulcan.
  Krypton.
  Pluto.
• Who was banned from "Saturday Night Live" because he lost a telephone poll?
  John Belushi
  Dan Akroyd
  Chevy Chase
  Andy Kaufman
• The phrase "Cutting the cheese" refers to
  hors d'oeuvres preparation.
  topping another French chef.
  leaving a warm climate.
  flatulence.

• Do girls really have cooties?
  Yes.
  No.
  Some do, some don't.
  Maybe.
• Which song was not recorded by Elvis?
  "Hound Dog"
  "Love Me Tender"
  "What'd I Say"
  "Heartbreak Hotel"
• Edsel is a
  girl's name.
  plane.
  car.
  great investment.
• Sex is
  great.
  ok.
  a spectator sport.
  a mystery to me.
• Richard Nixon was the _____President of the United States.
  last
  funniest
  thirty-seventh
  first Negro

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   odino lives in Japan with her three kids, trying to blend into Japanese life and culture while pretending she's a fluent speaker - but actually most of her knowledge was only learned from watching J-Doramas and playing video games...